Talkin' Trash

I have a girlfriend Linda who really understands what makes the world go round.

She cooks up this wonderful salty sweet candy concoction that is called......White Trash.
Several times a month she'll make a batch and set it out in cute little sanitary containers for her garbage men.
Here is a recipe I found online for it:

WHITE TRASH

2 lb. white chocolate

2 tbsp. vegetable oil

3 c. wheat chex

3 c. rice chex

3 c. corn chex

1/2 lb. sm. pretzels

1/2 lb. pretzel nubs

3 c. Crispix

1 can mixed nuts

Pour melted white chocolate over all other ingredients. Stir gently, spread on waxed paper. Break into pieces and store in covered containers

I love her wacky sense of humor and her garbage men are so devoted to her that they would probably dispose of her third ex-husband's body without a peep if she set him out on the curb.
I always say -- it's not how you treat the important people in your life. It is how you treat the people who are not powerful that discloses your true heart.
I love her FUN-ny heart!