Friday, October 22, 2010

Oh, no. I'm thinking about our retirement..............

Everyone needs a good laugh, here's one for you from my friend!

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

 June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

 October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

 October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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