Friday, May 29, 2009
Dinner Disasters # 4 "One Mo for Bo......OOOF-DUH"
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Keep 'Em Coming Back
2 sticks butter softened
2 cups plain flour
2 tsp salt
1 tsp cayenne pepper
Mix well together and form into logs the length you want. ( I make them the size of a stick of butter)Wrap in plastic wrap and freeze until needed.
Thaw – slice thin – top with a pecan – sprinkle with a light coating of Cayenne pepper and Bake 350 degrees until golden brown. Remove from cookie sheet while warm. Cool a little. Enjoy!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Dinner Disasters Part #3 A Dog-Gone Good Dinner
Our friends the Bickharts and their five children were coming for dinner and I decided that a turkey breast would be a delicious kid-friendly entree. Oh, the Thanksgiving-esk aromas wafted!
Food Network had taught me that a turkey needs to rest before slicing so I placed the turkey on the island then went to spiff myself up before the doorbell rang.
Joe called up the stairs,"What was that sound?"
"I don't know could you check it out?"
What he found was BJ Honeycutt (lab) and Sam Pickens (pointer) enjoying the turkey breast. When they looked up at him he swears they were smiling floppy ear to ear. Their eyes said, "Dad is the BEST -- he gave us turkey breast!"
After explaining the situation to me Joe volunteered to go to Acme and buy another turkey. I figured that if we did that dinner would be ready oh, lets say about 2:00 am?
So I channeled my inner Julia Child, sliced up the best side of the turkey (conveniently recalling that dogs mouths hardly have any bacteria at all) and proudly placed it on our fanciest platter.
I gave Joe the evil eye and begged him to not breath a word.
Dinner was great we even had leftover turkey.
Joe passed -- something about allergies as I recall.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Dinner Disasters Part #2 A Big Blowout
Knowing I don't cope well in last minute situations I try to do everything I can before the day of a party.
Seemed like a good idea to take my time and set the table for company a week before they showed up.
It looked great and I even had time to be creative with the details instead of slinging that stuff onto the table at the last minute. I was so proud I mentioned my preparedness any chance I had. Like oh say to ; the mailman, my co-workers, the lady at the bank, my neighbors, the grocery check out girl and I actually tried to get onto a radio call in show on the subject of lawn pests figuring I could somehow work it in.
Lulled into a false sense of security the day of the dinner found me frantically cooking. Ten minutes before the guests were to arrive I went in to take one more glance at the table in all of it's glory.
Why were my cheerful plates looking dreary? Oh, no! A layer of dust had settled on everything. Unlike Mic Jaggers time was clearly not on my side. My mind raced. Too late to strip and wash everything and the clock was ticking........
In a moment of necessary invention I grabbed my blow dryer and an extension cord and the dust flew. Ding dong.
Maybe Joe has a point after all.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Theme Posts -- Dinner Disasters Part 1 Oh, When the Ants Come Marching In.......
We had invited an enormous crowd of people to sit at the enormous dining room table that we had written into the contract of our new home. I understood that in decor size does matter so I was thrilled to create a giant centerpiece for my favorite price -- free. It looked smashing and I decided this new to me flower was my new fav.
Here's a botanical secret about peonies,(at least it was a secret to me) each bud is covered with a sweet sticky goo that requires an ant to eat in order for it to open and bloom. Peonies have stowaway ants hidden in the blossoms.
Dinner cooked, wine poured, blessing said. And then......And then... you know where this is going don't you?
At first we politely smooched the little caissons as they marched across the linen table cloth. Then we tried to barricade them with butter dishes, salt and pepper shakers and finally we waved our white napkins in surrender to them and moved the feast to the living room couches, chairs and floor. It gave a whole new meaning to the term "sit down dinner".
I guess every host and hostess hopes their event will be a memorable one. That one surely was.
But an interesting thing happened after that party. We received many reciprocal invitations from folks who had attended.
I believe our not throwing the perfect dinner party made us safe to other's adventures in hospitality. If nothing else they knew they had guests with a good party ice breaker story.
Bon Appetite!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Gone Fishin'
Annie and the kids picked me up and we went to the playground at the water park by the river. Then we headed to Kingfish and played miniature golf while they fried up our fish sandwiches. Then... we put the slave labor force (grandchildren) to work as we went to Joe's parents' grave site and scrubbed up their monument. They were so proud and it was a sweet reminder of our precious heritage. Great to be home!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Where I come From
Next morning found Katie and her retired pastor husband in church. As the preacher was settling into the heart of the sermon-- somewhere from the depths of Katie's purse a shout was heard; "AND THEY'RE OFF......!!!".
The congregants of Stanford Christian church were privy to most of the race's excitement while Katie furiously dug through the sun glasses, sun screen, restaurant stubs and all of the fall out of a week at the beach only to experience temporary memory loss over how to turn the dang thing off.
Now, in Kentucky horse racing is near religion but I think Katie took it a little too far.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
If You Could Have Dinner With Any Living Person -- Who Would It Be?
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Is That You Making That Noise?
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
...And Then a Hero Comes Along
2Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
"I Want to Go Home"
The last week of his life he had moments of clarity and moments of confusion. Sometimes he would look at me and say, "I want to go home" and I always said the same thing hoping that the repetition would settle his mind.
"Daddy you are at 102 Holliswood Road. This is where we always have the family picnics. Eddie Parsons walks down the driveway so proud carrying Janice's casserole and we all hold hands and say the blessing before we eat. See? Here is your big old heavy dresser."
Daddy Jay would smile, nod a little yes and drift back to sleep.
After a while he would look at me and say, "I want to go home."
I didn't want him to be afraid or troubled so I would launch into the same song - second verse.
A friend gave me a copy of "Glimpses of His Glory" written by her friend (who is a Hospice nurse) the week I ended up unexpectedly going home. I had thrown it in my suitcase as I left town in a hurry. I read it in stolen moments that week and learned that often for the Christian "Home" becomes heaven before they die and many begin to long to see their family and friends who have gone there before them.
I quit my recitings and began to say "OK Papa."
Next week I'll go back home. It will be the first time in my life that Daddy Jay won't be in the den waiting for me. He won't put down the paper, whistle and call "Hey, Doody Ann!"
Now I understand there is see-saw in this life that first begins to balance, then shift between those we love here and those we love in Heaven.
As each loved one makes that journey I realize what seemed like a scary thing in my youth feels more and more like a pull toward "Home".
I sure do look forward to going to Louisville next week to see my Mother and kids but now I know in my heart there are two meanings to that longing and I want to go home -- too.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Things I Must Tell the Children -- A song by the Gaithers
I'm sure I've told you to mind all your manners and get to appointments on time; and child, how many times have I told you to hang up your clothes and finish the homework assigned? But did I make it clear, were you able to hear , as you slipped through the house and our lives, that God has a plan that you must understand no matter how much you "arrive".
Never stop dreaming, keep working and singing, but remember Whose child you are. Stand tall and walk straight and be home by 8 -- just some things I must tell the children. just one more thing, whatever you do, remember I love you! Just some things I must tell the children.
Friday, May 8, 2009
If It's Not One Thing -- It's Your Mother
Daddy should have seen his zany life coming. After their wedding, as they were pulling out of the train station for New York City, Mom said; "Squish your nose up on the window for the photographer!"
What a snapshot of her approach to life's adventures.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I'm Going Back Into the Closet!
In a day and age where folks are "coming out" -- I've decided to go back in and make amends. Seasons change and so do closets - hopefully.My sequined Christmas sweater is hanging out with my summer linen pants. My 'just hang it here temporarily" rod is about to bow.Whew! It makes me tired to think of pulling all of that stuff out and coming to terms with the Goodwill pile -- the who do you think you're kidding too tight pile, and the maybe no one will notice that teeny tiny hole pile.
My fantasy is that the "What Not To Wear" van will show up with that rude Stacy (constantly flicking her hair) toting a garbage can.
It would take Lance Armstrong on steroids to cram one more hanger in there.
So please do me a favor will you? Next time we talk ask me.....How's it hangin'?
Life is Just Ducky
But I also notice that unlike last week she doesn't go anywhere alone. Looks to me like she is OK with the freedoms she lost and proud of her groupies.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
A Standing Ovation
The Speaker (Mary Glynn Peeples) was funny,poignant, wise and real. Her word pictures will stay with us and painted a winsome picture of God's love and grace.
Mary Glynn authored a book "All We Like Sheep" and to date it has sold 53,000 copies. She explained to us that as "sheep" we need a Shepard. Sheep without a Shepard just scatter. Sheep have to be led not driven. And people really are just like sheep.
Isaiah 53:6 (New King James Version)
6 All we like sheep have gone astray; We have turned, every one, to his own way
As I was preparing to go forward and close the luncheon the still small voice of the Lord spoke to me and reminded me that Jesus had said in His Kingdom "To be the greatest -- be a servant". Matthew 23:11
I glanced all around the room and the waitstaff was poised ready to serve us dessert. Then it dawned on me that in the Lord's eyes they were the big shots.
Two nights before I attended a concert by the Jacksonville Orchestra on this club's lawn. At the end of the production the crowd stood and gave the maestro a well deserved standing ovation.
And so not knowing how it would as they say 'play Peoria' I reminded the fine Christian ladies in attendance of Jesus' organizational chart and asked them to please stand with me and give the servants a standing ovation. You have never seen so many St. John's suits a-rise. The applause was loud and long. There was a shift in the room and immediately we all understood that for a tiny island of time in our week we had visited the Kingdom of God.
"Wish you were here."
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Is It A Sighting -- Or a Sight?
The Hall of Shame
Besides, I reasoned, it is a chore in itself to find a picture of any of these characters that share our DNA without :
1. Someone making a silly face
Alllllllllllllllways the submissive wife I decided to come out of the closet with the paper trail of our wackiness and put it on display in a tasteful manor. I scanned pics into black and white, framed them with classic frames, hung them in gallery fashion and Ta-DA....
(Avery who has become a serious ballerina!)
( Danielle who is a recreational therapist)
You get the picture? (sorry)
I hope our Hall of Shame coveys the message that we don't take ourselves all that seriously and our home holds (to quote a family favorite author Bob Benson) laughter in the walls.